I’m Not High Maintenance Shirt | Coffee Yarn Silence Tee | Funny Crochet Lover Gift | Knitter T-Shirt
I’m Not High Maintenance Shirt | Coffee Yarn Silence Tee | Funny Crochet Lover Gift | Knitter T-Shirt
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I’m not high maintenance… I just need coffee, yarn, and silence. ☕🧶
If that sentence feels a little too accurate, this one’s for you.
Made for crocheters, knitters, and cozy creators, this design captures that perfect mix of humor, personality, and please let me finish this row in peace energy.
Whether you’re stitching, sipping your coffee, or soaking in a quiet moment, this tee says it for you—no explanation needed.
With clean, bold typography and subtle icons, it’s perfect for slow mornings, crochet sessions, yarn store runs, and those “please don’t talk to me, I’m counting stitches” moments.
It also makes a thoughtful (and very relatable) gift for anyone who runs on caffeine, creativity… and a little bit of silence.
🧶 Why You’ll Love It
- Soft, breathable fabric that feels good all day
- Lightweight for layering or wearing solo
- Clean, minimal design that pairs with anything
- Relatable humor every yarn lover gets instantly
- Great conversation starter… or conversation ender 😏
📦 Product Features
- 60% combed ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz/yd² | 146 g/m²)
- Classic fit with ribbed collar that keeps its shape
- Shoulder tape for durability and structure
- Tear-away label + DTF inner neck print for comfort
🧼 Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron low if needed
- Do not dry clean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Next Level 6210, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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