Mommy by Day Hooker by Night Sweatshirt – Funny Crochet Sweatshirt, Yarn Lover Gift, Crochet Humor Crewneck
Mommy by Day Hooker by Night Sweatshirt – Funny Crochet Sweatshirt, Yarn Lover Gift, Crochet Humor Crewneck
As a thank you to our first Brewed & Hooked supporters, select items are currently offered at a special Founder’s Limited Price. Prices may increase once the launch period ends.
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Let’s clear something up right away…
This sweatshirt is for crochet hookers only. 🧶
If you know, you know.
By day, you're doing the responsible things — work, errands, family life, and everything else on the to-do list.
But by night? The yarn basket comes out, the hook starts flying, and suddenly it's “just one more row” at midnight.
This cozy “Mommy by Day, Hooker by Night” crewneck sweatshirt celebrates the humor every crocheter understands. The bold front design makes the joke loud and clear while keeping the style clean and easy to wear anywhere.
Whether you're heading to the yarn store, meeting up with your crochet group, or settling in for a cozy night of stitching and binge-watching your favorite show, this sweatshirt brings comfort and a little crochet humor to every project.
Warning:
Other crocheters may stop you and say, “Where did you get that?”
Why You'll Love It
- Soft medium-heavy fleece that feels cozy but breathable
- Relaxed unisex fit for everyday comfort
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband to keep its shape
- Durable stitching made for long crafting sessions
- Tag-free neck so nothing distracts you from your next row
Perfect For
- Crochet lovers
- Yarn addicts
- Craft night outfits
- Crochet group meetups
- Funny gifts for crocheters
Because every crocheter knows the truth:
The world sleeps…
but the hookers are just getting started. 🧶
Product Features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend with soft fleece interior
- Medium-weight fabric (7.8 oz/yd²) — warm but not bulky
- Tubular construction with no side seams for better drape
- Durable double-needle stitching and ribbed collar for shape retention
- Contains up to 5% recycled polyester
- Tag-free neck label for extra comfort
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Hanes P160, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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